Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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