did you get engaged???
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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