i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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