your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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