even my farts smell like vagina
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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