dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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