Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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