I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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