did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We got so high we made milksteak
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just found puke in my bra..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
