So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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