Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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