does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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