Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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