you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize