Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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