And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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