Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
