I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize