I feel great
I just peed on a car
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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