Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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