Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Two words: blizzard sex
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.