It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please