WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?