How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half