I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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