I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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