i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.