Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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