Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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