Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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