at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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