I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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