Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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