i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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