these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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