its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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