So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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