So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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