cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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