babies were throwing up all over the place
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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