only if we run a train.
done.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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