Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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