why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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