porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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