9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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