Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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