Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
