yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.