So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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