I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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