what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize