We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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