they need to just BURY HIM!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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