He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
