Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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