I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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