Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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